Finally asked my friend Jenna for her spritz cookie recipe after talking about it last month.
It uses 3 egg yolks.
Which I already had sitting in a bowl in the fridge, waiting to be used after I turned their whites into royal icing the other day.
What a perfect December pairing – icing for a gingerbread house and Christmas Spritz. And no wasted egg parts. Makes me happy.
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P.S. The barbarians have been out pillaging…
Hurray for neighbors who give me a box of graham crackers when I haven’t planned ahead for an imminent kids’ Christmas party to which I need to bring a constructed gingerbread house to decorate and now I’m surrounded by snow and frigid temperatures and therefore don’t want to take three kids out just to buy crackers or one of those kits that I saw multiple times in various stores yet didn’t throw in my cart for some unknown reason.
We got the house put together and we were only a little late dropping Sophie off to preschool because of it. (We wouldn’t have been late if I’d just let the kids eat Doritos in the car on the way there and called it “lunch.”)
I tried to save time by looking for graham cracker gingerbread house blueprints online, and even started following one of them, but didn’t like where it was headed – too small for 3 kids and a momma to work on, to0 squat, too.... So used the few pieces I’d already cut as a jumping off point and then worked on making a cottage more to my liking, with a steeply-pitched roof and overhanging eaves.
Including the broken pieces we couldn’t use and the ones we ate (better than Doritos for lunch, right?), we used a whole 14 oz. box of crackers. And I snapped a few photos along the way in case it turned out like I was hoping. Here they are if you’d like to try it too…
Oh, wait, the icing. I first made a quick batch of Gingerbread House Construction Glue a.k.a Royal Icing. Which I had never used before but, wow, I really like it!
Royal Icing Recipe (one of many many versions!):
(I’m told the cream of tartar helps the egg whites get fluffier when mixed… And if kids eating stuff with raw egg in it gives you the heebie-jeebies, you could make it with meringue powder. But I didn’t have that in the house either. Plus we’re a batter-bowl-lickin’ household; I’m good with a little raw eggs in my kids…)
Beat ingredients for 7-10 minutes. Royal Icing dries fast so makes sure to keep it in an air-tight container. I loaded mine into a pastry bag with a round tip – you could also use a freezer bag (thicker plastic than sandwich baggie; less likely to break!) with the corner snipped off.
OK, now the photos…
Roof Layout – 8 whole crackers, 4 for each side
Side walls layout – 6 crackers with about 1/4 cut off each one, 3 crackers for each side
End walls layout – 6 crackers total; for each end, 1 whole cracker and 2 with bits cut off as shown in photo. I found it easiest to line them up, then score a line from the center of the top edge of the top cracker to the middle of the side edge of the second cracker.
Note: for cutting the pieces with minimal breakage, I used the tip of my knife to cut a shallow line, then cut a little deeper on the next pass, and usually by the third, the cracker would break along the line. Sawing with a serrated knife worked well too.
We glued together a “multi-cracker panel” for each roof and wall piece first, reinforcing it along the seams as shown below.
Icing piped along an edge…
Next piece squished into place…
Glob of icing for the reinforcement piece… 
Scrap cracker glued over seam
so it’s less likely to buckle or come apart… 
Once the panels are set, pipe some icing along their edges and form the house, keeping the reinforcement pieces to the inside – unless you were slick enough to make them look like windows and doors…
And while the girls were scarfing down their lunches, I realized I could turn the two scraps from one of the pointy wall cuts into a chimney. First, I cut two of the pieces into thirds, as shown below, and cut one of the long rectangles in half.
Then I discarded the two bitty triangles and one of the little triangles, leaving me with four pieces for my chimney…
Don’t have a close-up of the chimney, but here’s the house, pre-decorations. Oh, later we stuck another scrap (1/4 piece) on as the front door.
Have fun! I’d love to see photos if you make this! Here’s ours again…
P.S. Yes, this was supposed to be a “kids activity” but no, my children did not pipe the shingles and the icicles. Or anything else on the house itself for that matter.
They told me where, I piped, they stuck stuff.
The other moms gave me plenty of flack about that. I did eventually come to terms with the idea of letting a 2-, a 4- and a 6-year old wield the pastry bag; next time, I’ll try not to let it take me so long… I sure did love what they came up with on their own.
Especially Sophie’s “fence” (shown below right).
What it lacks in perimeter it makes up for in thickness.
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And coming soon, my latest harebrained project… Or is it hair-brained?
OK, so people keep asking for the pattern for this scarf. I wrote it up and have been sending it out, but I keep finding out about more mistakes and confusing parts and and and.
I want to help people enjoy making this scarf, not pull their hair out while they muddle through.
So next idea, put the pattern here instead.
But it got way too long, so I put it here...
All I can say is Longest. Post. I Ever. Wrote.
I haven’t posted since Halloween and now it’s already Thanksgiving here in the States. How did that happen?
Anyway, here’s a fun little snack we made with the kids a few years ago: tasty turkeys… that my kids didn’t complain about eating!
The above photo is the only one I could find. But they’re really simple to make. For each turkey you need:
So then to make your little turkeys:
And it’s done. Yum.
So here are my little Catwoman and Cheetah. Picked this photo since it shows not only the costumes but also the current level of health in our house. (My littlest, Purple Cat, didn’t even make it outside…)
At one point last week, I wondered if it was even worth it to finish the costumes since I didn’t think they’d actually get used; the girls had been lethargic all day Thursday and Friday. Happily, by Saturday, they seemed to be on the mend, so we forged ahead and got things done.
But Monday, the Ick started up all over again. And this time, it included me too. So that’s the end of this recap.
